04 September 2005

A POEM OF ACCOUNTS

A POEM OF ACCOUNTS

IN THE JOURNAL PAPER OF MY HEART,
I HAVE WRITTEN A JOURNAL ENTRY

DEBITING MY LOVE & CREDITING MY AFFECTION,
NOW PARTNER , YOU WRITE THE NARRATION.

YOUR BEAUTY IS CAPITAL OF OUR BUSINESS,
AND YOUR EYES ARE STOCK IN TRADE.

NOW LET US ENTER INTO A TRANSACTION,
WITHOUT PROVIDING DEPRECIATION.

YOUR FIRST LOVE , I HAVE ALREADY INDICATED,
ON THE LEDGER FOLIO COLUMN.

ANYWAY OUR REALIZATION ARE BASED ON
DOUBLE ENTRY SYSTEM.

OUR LOVE IS REAL AND TANGIBLE,
WHICH CAN BE REALIZED,
INTEREST ON THE SAME CAN BE CAPITALIZED.

PARTNER YOU ARE LIKE A CONTRA - ENTRY,
YOU ARE ON MY DEBIT SIDE & CREDITSIDE
BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

CAN IT BE POSTED INTO LEDGER ?
THAT YOU DECIDE.

AND SO MY PARTNER , NOW LET US RECTIFY
ALL OUR ERRORS AND TOTAL THE TRIAL BALANCE OF OUR AFFAIRS
AND EMOTIONS

A POEM OF ACCOUNTS

WITHOUT MAINTAING ANY SUSPENSE A/C AND
ANY DIFFERENCE IN THE TRIAL BALANCE

IN THE BALANCE SHEET OF OUR LIFE.
OUR CHILDREN WILL BE ASSET & LIABILITIES
IF THEY ARE BOYS , SHALL WE CALL
THEM SUNDRY DEBTORS ?
IF THEY ARE GIRLS WE CALL THEM
SUNDRY CREDITORS.
BUT IF WE HAVE A BOY & A GIRL,
OUR BALANCE SHEET WILL TALLY AUTOMATICALLY
AND THE AUDITOR WILL CERTIFY LIKE THIS,
THE ACCOUNTS SHOW A TRUE & FAIR VIEW OF LOVELY
BUSINESS CONDUCTED DURING LIFE IS ACCOUNTS.

14 comments:

  1. Dheeraj Sharma10:42 AM

    Nice Poem

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  2. The whole world considers accountants in general and Chartered/Public accountants in particular to be very dull and boring and capable of talking and thinking abt nothing except accounts and figures.. do we have to prove them correct by posting such poems?????... y cant one of us come up with something which wud really be classified as a "poem"...

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  3. Meera Suresh12:07 PM

    A very good attempt! Pls concentrate on the punctuation marks also..

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  4. vidyarajan2:01 PM

    really a very good poem, interesting one

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  5. there is much more to life than journal entries, rectifications and debit-credits. For God's sake lets get out of our Balance Sheets once in a while--- atleast while describing love and life!!

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  6. Anonymous4:26 PM

    why i am crediting affection ???

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  7. Anonymous4:57 PM

    I am not too happy with the definition attached to the boy and the girl of the lovely couple as sundry debtors and sundry creditors

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  8. Anonymous6:56 PM

    Really a good one.

    The poem would be read differently by different people based on their individual perception of it - but one thing which I find and which everyone would agree, is the ART OF CREATIVITY. The manner the poet has correlated love and affection with debit and credit is noteworthy. It only shows that the poet is an acumen in love and accounts. Really a worth attempt.

    Dear Sir, a small poem for you when you read the comments as posted.

    Debit - the positive comments.
    Credit - Non-positive comments.

    Regards

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  9. Idiotic poem.. whats all this nonsense... which nincompoop found it interesting????

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  10. bharat10:37 AM

    Nice poem
    congrates
    one correction

    eyes can not be sale so cant be stock in trade but should be fixed assets and then you can enter into transaction without depreciation.

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  11. Nice attempt but people like Kiran will not appreciate.

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  12. Anonymous12:36 PM

    If you want to give somebody a big punishment, make him read this poem.

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  13. Anonymous6:23 PM

    I am falling short of words to "appreciate" this poem.. at this time, I think I was Captain Haddock !!!

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